i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing
This right here is why I get so mad when people dismiss feminism.
I laughed at this way too hard and for way too long
Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.
burns for hours and it looks beautiful.
I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire log
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log
and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
No, seriously, watch this. It’s fantastic.
A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.
“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…
I totally bought that he was right.
I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.
THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J